Levin writes: "It was one of the very few clear points Bruce Castor made over the course of his rambling, incoherent opening statement."
Bruce Castor Jr. (photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images/Bloomberg/Getty Images)
Trump's Lawyer Kicks Off Impeachment Trial by (Accidentally?) Suggesting Trump Should Be Arrested
10 February 21
It was one of the very few clear points Bruce Castor made over the course of his rambling, incoherent opening statement.
ello and welcome to day one of Donald Trump’s second impeachment trial. As you may recall, the 45th president struggled to find lawyers to represent him against charges that he incited an insurrection, and on Tuesday it showed. After Democrats used their opening statement to show a harrowing, graphic video featuring Trump’s own words and footage of the violence that took place on January 6, attorney Bruce Castor Jr. took to the floor to argue his side and it did not go well—unless he actually meant to deliver a rambling, nonsensical monologue that culminated in suggesting the Department of Justice should arrest his client, in which case, get this man a raise!
Giving off the strong impression that he started working on his opening statement at 2 a.m. only to wake up 10 minutes before he needed to be at the Capitol with his face stuck to a bunch of half-written pages and had to just shove whatever he had in his briefcase and and wing it, Castor kicked things off with a story about record players:
Rep. Raskin's opening impeachment trial statement: "Their argument is that if you commit an impeachable offense in your last few weeks in office, you do it with constitutional impunity." pic.twitter.com/lIrRiu36IF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2021
Then he tried out some material he’s apparently been working on for an open mic night at his next legal retreat, saying, for reasons probably lost on everyone in the room: “You know it’s funny, this is an aside, but it’s funny, you ever notice how when you’re talking, or you hear others talking about you, when you’re home in your state, they will say, ‘you know I talked to my senator, or I talked to someone on the staff of my senator.’ It’s always ‘my senator,’ why is it that we say ‘my senator’?”
We truly have no idea what Trump's lawyer, Bruce Castor, is talking about right now. pic.twitter.com/Hio5JIPgwd
— Public Citizen (@Public_Citizen) February 9, 2021
Which was followed by a cautionary tale about what happened when Ancient Greece and Rome “devolved into such partisanship.”
Rep. Raskin's opening impeachment trial statement: "Their argument is that if you commit an impeachable offense in your last few weeks in office, you do it with constitutional impunity." pic.twitter.com/lIrRiu36IF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2021
(As an aside we’d like to remind the people watching at home that earlier in his career, Castor fought to let Bill Cosby go free while Trump’s other impeachment lawyer, David Schoen, was set to defend Jeffrey Epstein before the guy died in prison.)
At this point, Trump was reportedly on the verge of having an aneurysm while watching the proceedings from Mar-a-Lago. Perhaps sensing the acute danger, Castor snapped to attention, remembered where he was and what he was doing there, and threw out the argument that the only reason his client was being impeached was because Democrats are afraid of competing with him, saying: “Let’s understand why we are really here, we are really here because the majority of the House of Representatives does not want to face Donald Trump as a political rival in the future…. Nobody says it that plainly but unfortunately I have a way of speaking that way.” And then he noted that, despite what you may have heard for months from a certain extremely sore loser, Joe Biden did in fact win the election, and voters made a great decision in denying Trump a second term. “The American people just spoke, and they just changed administrations,” Castor said. “The people are smart enough in the light most favorable to them to pick a new administration if they don’t like the old one, and they just did.”
Trump impeachment lawyer Bruce Castor: "The American people just spoke—and they just changed administrations...they're smart enough to pick a new administration if they don't like the old one—and they just did." https://t.co/Lau7kmD368 #impeachmenttrial pic.twitter.com/HKTANn62Fj
— ABC News (@ABC) February 9, 2021
For his big finish, Castor concluded by telling the group assembled, of his client, “[If you] actually think that President Trump committed a criminal offense…you go and arrest him…. The Department of Justice does know what to do with such people, and so far I haven’t seen any activity in that direction.”
Rep. Raskin's opening impeachment trial statement: "Their argument is that if you commit an impeachable offense in your last few weeks in office, you do it with constitutional impunity." pic.twitter.com/lIrRiu36IF
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 9, 2021
In other words, things couldn’t have gone worse if Trump had hired a bunch of Trump University School of Law dropouts to defend him, but don’t take our word for it! Here’s what one of the ex-president’s longtime allies had to say about the whole thing:
On Newsmax, Alan Dershowitz, who served on Trump’s impeachment team last year, says this of Bruce Castor: “I have no idea what he’s doing. Maybe he'll bring it home, but right now, it does not appear to me to be effective advocacy."
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) February 9, 2021
Of course, it doesn’t actually matter how comically terrible Castor was— he could literally tell the Senate “Trump should get life in prison” and it’s all but certain that Republicans would vote to acquit anyway. Yet while justice will very likely not prevail, it’s still good to know that should Trump one day face criminal charges, these are the only attorneys left who’ll work for him.
Team Trump: We meant for Castor to suck
It’s all part of the plan you see!
FWIW: A Trump adviser tells me Castor is intentionally trying to reduce the emotion in the room after the House managers' case. Calls it a "deliberative strategy."
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) February 9, 2021
One Republican senator was swayed by Trump’s legal team’s argument
Swayed to the other side because of how bad it was, that is:
Sen. Bill Cassidy (La.), the only Republican senator to switch his vote Tuesday to support moving forward with Trump’s impeachment trial, criticized the meandering opening statements by Trump’s attorney as confusing and nonsensical. “It was disorganized, random,” Cassidy told reporters after Tuesday’s proceedings. "[Trump’s lawyers] talked about many things but didn’t talk about the issue at hand…. The issue at hand, is it constitutional to impeach a president who’s left office? And the House managers made a compelling, cogent case, and the president’s team did not.”
Cassidy said at one point that, as one of Trump’s lawyers was speaking, he leaned over, confused, to ask Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) if he was missing something. “If I’m there as an impartial juror, respecting my oath of office to uphold the Constitution of the U.S., and one side makes the argument, and the other side does everything but make the argument, then to live with myself, I make that vote. I’ve always said I’m approaching this as an impartial juror,” he said.
Equally unimpressed was Trump defender John Cornyn, who told reporters: “I thought the president’s lawyer—the first lawyer—just rambled on and on and on and didn’t really address the constitutional argument.” (That naturally did not stop him for casting a vote not to move forward with the trial.) Senator Lisa Murkowski, who did vote to proceed, was similarly unclear on the many meandering points Castor tried and failed to make, saying: “I couldn’t figure out where he was going—[he] spent 45 minutes going somewhere, but I don’t think he helped with us better understanding where he was coming from on the constitutionality of this.”
Republican senator: Who among us hasn’t tried to overthrow the U.S. government?
Mike Lee wants to live in a country where people get do-overs after these sorts of things.
"Everyone makes mistakes. Everyone is entitled to a mulligan." An actual US senator (@SenMikeLee) actually said this while defending an actual incitement of insurrection. Really. For real. In real life. pic.twitter.com/pA2NL52zb5
— shauna (@goldengateblond) February 9, 2021
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